As I type this, I’m watching an Oscar red-carpet special. And soon I’ll be watching the Oscars.
There will be commentary. From me. You have been warned. So check back here tomorrow.
P.S. I will attend one day. In some capacity. As a nominee, date, publicist, bodyguard, journalist, umbrella holder…. At least that’s the plan.
P.P.S. I should be eating these cookies right now. But I’m not.